29 December 2001

Tuna fish has an image problem. Of all the lunch kits I've seen at the grocery store, the tuna fish kit is the only one that includes a peppermint or a stick of chewing gum. It's as if the tuna is saying, "Listen, I taste very good and I make a healthy meal. Still, you have been avoiding me because I stink. So I'm taking away your last excuse for not eating me by giving you this breath freshener."
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