27 October 2010

This week's fitness contest: jumping jacks

Although I do not possess a chest of porn-star proportions, my bosom is still too well-endowed to do jumping jacks comfortably. My tightest sports bra didn't keep me from feeling like I was about to slap myself in the face with my nunga-nungas. So you won't be surprised to hear that I came in 5th place in this week's fitness contest, with only 29 reps.

This week's winner was M, with 84 reps. I must say I was surprised. She isn't athletic; the only exercise she gets is in marching band and in front of the Wii. I guess she really wanted this week's prize: a six-pack of SoBe Lifewater.

Next week we will have a "last man standing" sort of competition. We will see who can last the longest in a wall sit. I know I'm out on this one, too; I can't even go into that position without hurting my knees, never mind stay there. However, I am running out of exercises that I can do and that lend themselves to a competition. This means that I will have to stick to being a referee for a while.

1 comment:

Hailey @ Me and My Boys said...

LOL. You make me laugh about the jumping jacks. Yeah, that's not quite my problem. However, trying to do a pull-up is impossible, because my lower half is bigger than my top half. So I'm sort of "bottom heavy" I guess. hehe
oh gosh, the wall sit is torture. I used to be awesome at it. Good luck with that.
You could maybe try doing certain yoga poses and see who can stay in the pose the longest. :)

Congrats to M, though! That's really impressive!